How many times is it appropriate to say "what?" before you smile and nod
because you still do not understand what they meant
why do psychics have to ask your name??
warning, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
a bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it
on the other hand, you have different fingers
some drink at the fountain of knowledge. some just gargle
hard work never killed anyone but why take the chance?
Going to church doesn't make you Christian anymore than
standing in a garage makes you an automobile.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this was not it.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If you cannot be kind, at least be vague.
one tequila two tequila three tequila FLOOR
3 religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as their leader.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store or at Hooters.
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