Wednesday, August 26, 2015

business signs and other important sentences

Gynecologist's office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

Where there is a will, I want to be in it

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity.

You can't pin anything on a nudist.

Complex problems have simple easy to remember wrong answers.

Help someone in trouble and they will ask for your help when they are in trouble again

Slogan for a baby shirt: Party, my crib, 2 AM

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Heck is where people go who do not believe in Gosh.



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